An adult Jokes that you can share June 2nd, 2009

Qestion: Why is the “69″ position also called the “smokers position?”

Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.

Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation?

Answer: Because it’s HANDMADE!!

An old man married a young girl. On their wedding night, he showed five fingers to his young wife.

Young girl : “Ooh.. darling! 5 times?”
Old man : “No dear, choose which one do you prefer to start with?”

Man 1 : “My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says’1st gear, 2nd gear”
Man 2 : “My wife is worse! She puts my bird inside her and say ‘Full tank please’.”

Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman’s period?
Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come, it means
you are in big trouble!

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Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer : It’s Vagina Inn because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant who must leave
his 2 baggages outside!

2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after “work”.
Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!
Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!

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