No need to look friend as beautiful as Balqis if you no as great asSulaiman, why expect friend as handsome as Yusuf if affection no sincerely Zulaikha, no need to look firm friend Ibrahim if you no of equal strength Hajar and why wished friend completeness Muhammad if have evil to him, accepted the shortage as a uniqueness, search for good to him,and grateful because bring together and pray him of yours…
A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,” Boy, what is your problem?”
Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”
Ms [...]
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
he husband says, “What?”
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes [...]
A petrol station owner was trying to increase his sales So, he put up a sign that read, ‘Free Sex with Fill-Up.’
Soon a Sardar pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his [...]
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy [...]
A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, “I do not [...]
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, “Look here! You’re the [...]
In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T).
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If
you feel that you do not [...]
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