A couple was golfing one day on an exclusive golfcourse
lined with million-dollar houses. Off the third tee, the
wife hit the ball right through the window of the biggest
house on the course. Embarrassed, they ran up to the house
and knocked on the door. A voice said, “Come on in.”
Entering the house, they saw glass all over the floor, a
broken bottle lying in the foyer, and a man sitting on the
couch. “Are you the people who broke my window?” he asked.
“Yes we are, but we’re very sorry,” the husband said.
“Actually I wanted to thank you.” The man replied. “I’m a
genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that
bottle you broke. Since you’ve released me, I’m allowed to
grant two wishes - one for you and one for myself.”
“Wow!” the husband replied. “In that case, I want a million
dollars a year for the rest of my life.”
“Granted.” The genie told him. “Now for my wish…I’ve been
trapped in that bottle, and without a woman, for a thousand
years, so my wish is to sleep with your wife.”
The husband looked at his wife, then shrugged. “Well, we
did get a lot of money, so I guess I don’t care.”
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for
hours. When they were finally done, he rolled over, looked
at the wife, and asked, “How old is your husband?”
“Thirty-five,” she replied.
“And he still believes in genies? That’s amazing!”
