Secrets of My Legacy

You don’t want to smoke, and you’re tired of needing to.

Quitting isn’t an easy goal, but it’s an attainable one.

You’re tired of making a cigarette the axis around which your world turns.

Smoking a cigarette occasionally is as smart as occasionally hitting yourself over the head with a hammer.

You don’t stick forks in toasters, so why suck cigarette smoke into your lungs?

No ex-smoker has ever said, “Gee, I wish I had kept the habit just a little longer.”

If you’re smoking OPs - other people’s cigarettes - you’re still smoking.

Your half-quitting measures have proven to be half-baked.

Pretty soon, being smoke-free will feel as natural as breathing.

The Surgeon General wasn’t kidding when he wrote those warnings.

You would rather not keep funding the tobacco industries’ $500-per-hour lawyers.

Quitting isn’t the problem. It’s the solution.

The tide of public opinion has turned: Smoking isn’t cool anymore.

You’re getting too old for this nonsense

Doctor’s orders

You promised your spouse you’d quit

You don’t want to tell people you’ve started up again

Those wrinkles around your eyes

No amount of tar is “low” enough

Your mama is going to be so pleased with you

Your papa is going to be so proud of you

When you stop to smell the roses, you’ll actually be able to smell them.

Your lungs have been trying to tell you something ever since that first - gasp, cough - drag.

You get enough pollution in your lungs just by living in the city.

The princess won’t kiss a frog that smells like an ashtray.

The frog can’t be kissed if the princess has a cigarette between her lips.

Smoking has been linked to impotence.