The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent,
and are asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful
friend.
“Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Tonto replies, “Me see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” ask The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
“Tonto, you Dumb Ass, someone has stolen our tent!”
2 Responses
Funny one!! heheee.. many times a simple answer is required but most of the times people are giing a complicated one. thanks for being at my place. salam perkenalan
Posted on February 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Great info I like camping travel and i love your blog very much.
Posted on July 12th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
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